Sunday, November 20, 2011

A Few (Face it) Facts

These are a few facts about boys and girls, the misconceptions and misunderstandings between them. Well someone has to talk about it and it better be me (i like advice from others only as much as the person next to me). I'm just laying out some points that i've encountered in my life so far, but the judgement and decision is totally at the reader's risk :P

Boy, every girl wears makeup, whether you like it or not, even the ones you perceive to be ugly. There’s no way around it. Girl, most of us know that you wear makeup so there’s no point denying it and fyi, we luv the subtle makeup u do and all the techniques you use to try and hide it afterwards, when its still pretty obvious ;)

Girl, boys like their space, every man needs his own space. We let u in doesn’t mean u can tamper with it. Just let us have it, we’ll just luv u more for the space you give us (oh and the boy who says he likes to be always checked upon, he’s lying, soon he’l get tired of it). An occasional “hi, what are you doing” is fine, just don’t keep doing it every other hour ;)

Boy, girls are possessive whether you want it or not. They’re insecure, jealous and possessive, just the intensity varies from girl to girl, some are just enough some just go over their limit dats all. If you don’t like a girl being possessive on you, don’t be subtle about it. Just tell dat to her face and convince her (atleast try) that u’re hers and nobody else’s (well dats kind of your job when u’re in a relationship right? to give her the assurance) (and being honest does score some points)

Boy, a girl you like, well has a lot of expectations but lets not talk about dat. A girl who likes you, wants you to sweep her off her feet, to literally lift her up (either develop your body to lift stuff, or choose a suitable girl and impress her, don’t end up impressing the wrong one). This expectation is true for all girls (no matter how much they deny it, they’l luv it when u do). Well, there’s a reason to use the “sweep her off her feet” phrase so often right? :P

Girl, a boy tries to figure you out (yes he does). When he fails he just gets angry (our animal instincts act up, can’t help it). He’s always trying to understand what you want, constantly, sometimes u’re just not helping us by not telling us wht you want and that can cause a whole chain of prblms in a relationship. Not ur fault though, this aspect of a girl I can never understand, why won’t u just let us know wht you want so that both of us can be happy, always above me.

Well, end now. A boy always wants to explore, let him explore ur mind so dat he’s always finding out something new (and u’re safe until u slave us with marriage :P). Don’t let him get bored of you, by which u don’t always have to do something new to keep him to urself (surprise gifts can help make him happy though :D), just let him be wht he wants to be and he’l luv u for dat. A guy likes his freedom; let him have it, everyone’s happy :)
 
A girl is emotional; everything about her is in her emotions. She lives in a world of fantasy. Understand this fact alone and u won’t even have to try and understand her any other way. I’m not telling boys to always respect a girl's emotions, but if u do and give in to it, u get to be the gentleman she always wanted :)

Among all the facts I can talk about physical intimacy, I thought this time around I'll stick with perception (don't wanna let all the secrets out at the same time :P). Kind of hard to decide now, right? Well that’s wht a relationship is all about, always hard to make a decision (for good or for bad :P). And these are just SOME points, there’s a lot we can discuss about this, I mean, a LOT. :D

Sunday, November 6, 2011

There are no signs !!

Nope, absolutely not. We've been fed with the wrong information over signs and signals for long. But, ladies and gentlemen, let me tell you, over the past few years, i have learnt there is no signal, there are no signs. None!!

Please don't have the wrong notion that this is a rant becoz of my failure to read signals. Oh i read them very well and thats why this blog. The reason i'm saying ther's no such thing is becoz, it can change any minute. They say "the future changes, everytime you see it. Its becoz u see it and that changes the future", yes its from a movie, no its not an Indian movie.

Now back to the point. There must have been a lot of encounters, with these so called, signals, from the people you admire, sometimes from a distance, sometimes a bit close. But, no matter whatsoever, there is no such thing called a signal or a sign (yes i'm saying the same thing again)

Let me elaborate. I have seen boys who go crazy becoz the girl (while gazing into a crowd of 100) saw him once. I have seen girls who sit and drool, just becoz that guy she likes, smiled at her in the queue (of over a 50 people, atleast) at the counter. What we perceive here is, "maybe he/she likes me as well" but the fact is "he/she don't even care about you unless u man up (help me out here, i don't know the word for women) and actually start talking with the person".

No, i don't wanna deviate from my topic. Where were we, oh yeah! no signals. So, we misinterpret these random gestures of courtesy. I strongly suggest that we don't. Its not gonna work, sitting and dreaming.

Okay, now, lets say they were even true. So what, when you go tell him/her that you have read their signal right, do u seriously think they're gonna say "wow, u did???" (well they do in movies, out of question, in real life people have real ego :P ). In real life they wudn't dare accept that you have caught their signal right. So whats the point of even trying to interpret it. Just think of this, if u get it wrong, its wrong; if you get it right, still its gonna be wrong. Come on!!

Now, the end. If u want to sit and read signals and signs, u'l end up single forever, and get caught in the Indian arranged marriage market. If u decide that u've met ur man/woman already, and u think they send out a signal for you to reach out to them, then do it. Reach out and start talking (never mention sh*t about their signals, makes them look weak). This way, if they like you they're gonna continue talking wit you, and if they don't they'l just give u BS and ignore you. Either way, u have a result in your hand (so you can start searching for ur next soulmate :P) and u've still kept your dignity (thanks to, not mentioning your misinterpretation of signals, phew!)

Signals, they might be genuine, they might be for you and you only. But unless u reach out to the person and talk, u're never gonna get along with them. So, instead of sitting and dreaming, walk over and talk (oh btw!! boys, beware of eve-teasing cases and harassment lawsuits :P ) Cheers..!!!