1. Everyone thinks you're fat (coz the "cool" guys in the television are always so lean and built, with 4 to 12 packs in their abs, God knows why). Yes i'm fat, i like to eat. Go to hell. :P
2. Mom's fav prog, u gotta starve till the end. Ur fav prog u'll die of suffocation, either with her food or with her advice (don't watch too much TV, yuck)
3. A big (and often pointless) argument with DAD, either about the sliding economy or (if u're lucky) about that "fair" girl he wants u to get married to (after 4 years anyways, now wht the hell..!!!!!)
4. Now this is a typical scene in any house, anywhere around the world. Sister (or any siblings for tht matter) gets into a fist fight just to have the remote control in their hand, but we both end up watching the same channel anyways (why the hell does it even matter who has the remote. Sigh..!!)
5. Yeah, my personal favorite. GIRLS!!! (got a list of their own, as usual :P)
-they think they're FAT coz the girl in there is perfect.
-they think they're DARK coz the girl in there is perfect.
-they think their eyes LOOK BIG, coz the girl in there has perfect eyes.
-they think they're TOO TALL coz the girl in there is perfect.
-they think they're TOO SHORT coz the girl in there is perfect.
-they think.... (all the sh*t there is to think about) coz somehow the girls in there are always perfect (atleast for them, no u don't wanna get in there)
Enough said, well i guess i won't be getting my free coke tomorrow. To hell with it, i'll get my own cool drink :P
2. Mom's fav prog, u gotta starve till the end. Ur fav prog u'll die of suffocation, either with her food or with her advice (don't watch too much TV, yuck)
3. A big (and often pointless) argument with DAD, either about the sliding economy or (if u're lucky) about that "fair" girl he wants u to get married to (after 4 years anyways, now wht the hell..!!!!!)
4. Now this is a typical scene in any house, anywhere around the world. Sister (or any siblings for tht matter) gets into a fist fight just to have the remote control in their hand, but we both end up watching the same channel anyways (why the hell does it even matter who has the remote. Sigh..!!)
5. Yeah, my personal favorite. GIRLS!!! (got a list of their own, as usual :P)
-they think they're FAT coz the girl in there is perfect.
-they think they're DARK coz the girl in there is perfect.
-they think their eyes LOOK BIG, coz the girl in there has perfect eyes.
-they think they're TOO TALL coz the girl in there is perfect.
-they think they're TOO SHORT coz the girl in there is perfect.
-they think.... (all the sh*t there is to think about) coz somehow the girls in there are always perfect (atleast for them, no u don't wanna get in there)
Enough said, well i guess i won't be getting my free coke tomorrow. To hell with it, i'll get my own cool drink :P
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